Celebrity Chatter Enthusiast Prints

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.

Tom Hanks

Leo McKern

Hollywood Breakup

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

JET (Part I)

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Larry King

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

Meryl Streep

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Viggo Mortensen

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb

As Seen On TV

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Inventor of wheel and discoverer of fire seen on date! More (arrow). The first tabloid.

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

Daniel Day Lewis

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

Emma Watson

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Groupeé? You can call me "Booster." Dr. Noodle. Hey, who was that who just left your office? Was that that historian I saw on TV? Herodotus Jenkins? I can't say. He's the best. He come here this time every week? I can't say. And who's that out in the waiting room? Is that Brock Manly of "Fast & Furious 12" fame? I can't say. What brings you here? I heard you treat all the famous people. I just thought it might be nice to know the rich and famous are as messed up a

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Emily Ratajkowski

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'