Celebrity Chatter Enthusiast Pillows

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.

Tom Hanks

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

JET (Part I)

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Leo McKern

Hollywood Breakup

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

As Seen On TV

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'