Celebrity Chatterbox Pillows

'I hate idol gossip.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Flotation Device on the Phone

"I told you never to call me here."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Time for Tea

At Gossips Anonymous...

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"She can be outspoken."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'I gotta go - we're discussing my compulsive communicatoins disorder.'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Verbal blogger.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Bla Bla Bla

'The seven yeah itch.'

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."