Hollywood Chatter Pillows

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'Therapy in L.A.'

For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...?

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Movie Franchise

"Is it any good?"

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"This is a 'warts and all' biography with some really great warts."

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

Online Dating

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

"That movie was released in 2015. It might be time for a reboot."

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

"As soon as I pay alimony to my six ex-wives, go to rehab and see my therapist, I'm going to go protest that wacko Trump."

"Wine improves with age."

"I put an olive in my beer and turn it into a health drink."

I'm told we were once married. Can you tell us what that was like?

24 ? The Next Series. Jack says: 'Think I'll throw a sickie today.'

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

"Did you see the final episode last night?"

'She doesn't just hold a conversation, she strangles it.'

Rhett Beaver.