Hollywood Commentator Pillows

Movie Franchise

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'Therapy in L.A.'

Pundits

Moby Dick the Demi Moore Version

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...?

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

Hollywood in tiny glimpses

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

Celebrity 10 o'clock news...

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

Art Gallery.

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

Focus Groupies

'That's the end of the news - (B****RD MEN!!)'

"No, the guy who had this job before me didn't retire - he escaped."

"Tonight's big story... we're leaving you... it's not you, it's us..."

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

"What you ain't - is A GENT!"

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."