Hollywood Commentator Prints

Movie Franchise

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'Therapy in L.A.'

Brad Pitt.

Pundits

Moby Dick the Demi Moore Version

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...?

Jennifer Lawrence

Alicia Vikander

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

Art Gallery.

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

Celebrity 10 o'clock news...

Ben Stiller

Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.

Hollywood in tiny glimpses

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

Focus Groupies

'An important update..'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

"No, the guy who had this job before me didn't retire - he escaped."

"While a cure for curiosity remains elusive, it continues to take a deadly toll."

I'm here with movie expert, Mister Flick, to discuss monsters who are actors. Let's start with Jekyll and Hyde. He does some good work and some bad work. Who picks scripts well? Dracula finds roles he can really sink his teeth into. Frankenstein, on the other hand, will take just about any part! What about King Kong's career? It was brief but he did climb to the top! And some critics think the Invisible Man is among the best. I agree with that ... but he only does low-budget indie films

'That's the end of the news - (B****RD MEN!!)'

Mega Studios. Script. It's an action-packed sequel to the "Grapes of Wrath" where the hero goes berserk! We call it "Joad Rage"!

The Bridge II

"Tonight's big story... we're leaving you... it's not you, it's us..."

"What you ain't - is A GENT!"

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."