Hollywood Gossip Guru Pillows

I'm told we were once married. Can you tell us what that was like?

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Men gossiping

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Tom Hanks

Hollywood Breakup

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

JET (Part I)

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Water cooler talk stations."

Larry King

Wine Talking

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"