Hollywood Gossip Fans Pillows

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Hollywood Breakup

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

When stars marry: 'Why did you ask him first? Does he have top billing?'

"You know that kid that submitted a screenplay to us on the back of a restaurant menu? I'm passing on it. I like the screenplay, but I hate that restaurant."

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

'And who are you wearing?'

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

Alternative Game Shows: Shooting Stars

"Take us to your most influential power couple."