Hollywood Gossip Enthusiast Pillows

"As soon as I pay alimony to my six ex-wives, go to rehab and see my therapist, I'm going to go protest that wacko Trump."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Tom Hanks

JET (Part I)

Hollywood Breakup

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Don't forget the screenplay."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking