Hollywood Gossip Enthusiast Gifts

"As soon as I pay alimony to my six ex-wives, go to rehab and see my therapist, I'm going to go protest that wacko Trump."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Tom Hanks

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Hollywood Breakup

JET (Part I)

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"Don't forget the screenplay."

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

Laurel and Hardy

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

Christopher Nolan caricature

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Larry King

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

Lord of the Rings IV.

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Robert Mitchum

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

Inventor of wheel and discoverer of fire seen on date! More (arrow). The first tabloid.

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Whoopie Goldberg

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church