Hollywood Insiders Gifts

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Union of Placard Writers.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Leslie Caron.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Buster Keaton

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Tom Hanks

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Hollywood Breakup

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'We had to donwsize.'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Lord of the Rings IV.

Laurel and Hardy

"Don't forget the screenplay."

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Jack Nicholson

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

Christopher Nolan caricature

Fred Astaire

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

When lice dream.

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

Robert Mitchum