Hollywood Insiders Gifts

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Union of Placard Writers.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Tom Hanks

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Hollywood Breakup

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

'We had to donwsize.'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

When lice dream.

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

Moby Dick the Demi Moore Version