Hollywood Analyst Gifts

Harvey Weinstein

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Buster Keaton

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

Tom Hanks

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Hollywood producer.

Hollywood Breakup

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Jack Nicholson

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Fred Astaire

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Christopher Nolan caricature

Lord of the Rings IV.

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

When lice dream.

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

Alicia Vikander

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

Whoopie Goldberg

Kathryn Morris

Peter Lorre caricature

Emma Watson

Hollywood Think Tank