Hollywood Drama Fans Pillows

'Why do they call them 'soaps'? All they do is dig up dirt.'

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Tom Hanks

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Drama Llama

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

Eurydice in prison

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Scrip Doctor

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

Another Remake of the 'Scarlet Letter'.

Just shut the hell up and say action!