Hollywood Drama Fans Gifts

'Why do they call them 'soaps'? All they do is dig up dirt.'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Jimmy Cagney.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Tom Hanks

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Drama Llama

Christopher Nolan caricature

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Paul and Debbie.

Eurydice in prison

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Whoopie Goldberg

Gillian Leigh Anderson

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

Ellen Page

Sofia Vergara

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

Scrip Doctor

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

Robin Williams

'Johnny Depp'

'I give it six months.'

Edward Loves Mae Marsh