Hollywood History Fan Gifts

Jimmy Cagney.

John Wayne

Herman Mankiewicz

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Leslie Caron.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Buster Keaton

Tom Hanks

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Film Star Robert de Niro

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Hollywood Breakup

David Niven caricature

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Fred Astaire

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Jack Nicholson

"Don't forget the screenplay."

Christopher Nolan caricature

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Laurel and Hardy

When lice dream.

Robert Mitchum

Whoopie Goldberg

Scrip Doctor

Djargo.

Ellen Page

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