Hollywood History Aficionado Gifts

Laurel and Hardy

Clara Bow caricature

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Leslie Caron.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

Tom Hanks

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Hollywood Breakup

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

David Niven caricature

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Christopher Nolan caricature

Jack Nicholson

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"Don't forget the screenplay."

Cary Grant

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Fred Astaire

When lice dream.

Robert Mitchum

Scrip Doctor

Djargo.

Whoopie Goldberg

Hollywood Think Tank

Ellen Page