Hollywood History Junkie Gifts

Al Pacino

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Leslie Caron.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Buster Keaton

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Jimmy Cagney.

Tom Hanks

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Film Star Robert de Niro

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

David Niven caricature

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Hollywood Breakup

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Meryl Streep

Laurel and Hardy

Fred Astaire

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Christopher Nolan caricature

Jack Nicholson

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

When lice dream.

Robert Mitchum

Scrip Doctor

Ellen Page

Whoopie Goldberg

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Djargo.

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.