Hollywood History Junkie T-Shirts

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Tom Hanks

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

David Niven caricature

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Hollywood Breakup

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Don't forget the screenplay."

When lice dream.

Djargo.