Hollywood History Fanatic T-Shirts

Bank Front

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Leslie Caron.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Buster Keaton

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Jimmy Cagney.

Tom Hanks

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Film Star Robert de Niro

Hollywood Breakup

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

David Niven caricature

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Jack Nicholson

Christopher Nolan caricature

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Fred Astaire

Laurel and Hardy

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Meryl Streep

When lice dream.

Robert Mitchum

Scrip Doctor

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Djargo.

Whoopie Goldberg