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Arnold Schwarzenegger.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Macbeth: Take Two

Tom Hanks

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

David Niven caricature

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Hollywood Breakup

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

When lice dream.

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."