Hollywood History Geek Gifts

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Einsteiners.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Leslie Caron.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Buster Keaton

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Macbeth: Take Two

Jimmy Cagney.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Tom Hanks

Film Star Robert de Niro

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Hollywood Breakup

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

David Niven caricature

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Laurel and Hardy

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"Don't forget the screenplay."

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Christopher Nolan caricature

Jack Nicholson

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Fred Astaire

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

When lice dream.

Robert Mitchum

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."