Hollywood Nostalgist Gifts

During 'Gone with the wind' Clarke Gable often slipped into industrial language.

A fight between a Shaolin Temple devotee and a Shirley Temple devotee.

Humphrey Bogart

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Buster Keaton

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Jimmy Cagney.

Tom Hanks

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Film Star Robert de Niro

David Niven caricature

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Hollywood Breakup

Fred Astaire

Jack Nicholson

Laurel and Hardy

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Christopher Nolan caricature

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

When lice dream.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Robert Mitchum

Janet Leigh

Whoopie Goldberg

Djargo.

Ellen Page

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"