Hollywood History Enthusiast Gifts

Film Star Robert de Niro

Clark Gable.

Groucho Marx

Greta Garbo

James Coburn

Marlon Brando

David Niven caricature

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Leslie Caron.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

Tom Hanks

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Hollywood Breakup

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Cary Grant

Jack Nicholson

"Don't forget the screenplay."

Christopher Nolan caricature

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Fred Astaire

Laurel and Hardy

When lice dream.

Robert Mitchum