Hollywood Enthusiasts Gifts

'Our hormones are on back order. Until they come in, we're lending Brad Pitt videos.'

David Niven.

Jennifer Connelly

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Jimmy Cagney.

Tom Hanks

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Film Star Robert de Niro

David Niven caricature

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Meryl Streep

Cary Grant

Laurel and Hardy

"Don't forget the screenplay."

Christopher Nolan caricature

Robert Mitchum

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

Ellen Page

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

Whoopie Goldberg

Janet Leigh

Ronald Reagan

Gillian Leigh Anderson

Sofia Vergara

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

Scrip Doctor

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."