Hollywood Fan Gifts

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Ice Cream Parlour: Flavor of the Month - Leonardo DiCaprio

"Seen my Brad Pitt mask?"

"Dog star"

"Yes. I'm 'that plastic surgeon' you've heard about. You must be the wooden actor I've heard about."

Aliens pondering the attack on civilization: If we destroyed the human race, who would make all the wonderful movies about us.'

Felicity Rose Hadley Jones caricature

Herman Mankiewicz

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Tom Hanks

'Vital mission - movie parody'

David Niven caricature

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

Ronald Reagan

"California has always been too big for its britches."

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

Scrip Doctor

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

Just shut the hell up and say action!