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"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Home depot."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Werewolves of London..."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I said slime."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Giant slug attacks a city

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Tom Hanks

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Star Wars Audience

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."