Hollywood Fanatic Prints

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"I remember when he was the same age as me."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Home depot."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"I said slime."

What's an Imax cave?

Reese Witherspoon

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Werewolves of London..."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Giant slug attacks a city

Jimmy Cagney.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Star Wars Audience

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Which part are you reading for?"

Tom Hanks

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"