Hollywood Buffs T-Shirts

Hollywood/Vine: 'Wow! Lassie was here! And Rin-Tin-Tin!'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Jimmy Cagney.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Tom Hanks

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Laurel and Hardy

Christopher Nolan caricature

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

Meryl Streep

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Robert Mitchum

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

Woody Allen

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

Janet Leigh

Ellen Page

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Gillian Leigh Anderson

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

Melanie Griffith

Sofia Vergara

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

Scrip Doctor

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Whoopie Goldberg

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'