Hollywood Aficionados T-Shirts

Sopwerth, Drewry and Sims - Practice Limited to 'celebrity law'.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Jimmy Cagney.

Tom Hanks

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Film Star Robert de Niro

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

David Niven caricature

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Laurel and Hardy

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Christopher Nolan caricature

Meryl Streep

"Don't forget the screenplay."

Cary Grant

Robert Mitchum

Sofia Vergara

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

Ellen Page

Janet Leigh

Ronald Reagan

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Scrip Doctor

Whoopie Goldberg

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

Shirley MacLaine caricature