Hollywood Buffs Mugs

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Tom Hanks

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

Scrip Doctor

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."