Hollywood Enthusiast Mugs

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

This movie has more than budget cuts!

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

BAFTA/Oscar lack of diversity

'I've just read you tax return. How much for the film rights?'

The Polite Inquirer

"Help keep my Oscar hopes alive."

Tom Hanks

'-and in human years I'm the same age as George Clooney!'

Hugh Hefner saves the Hollywood sign.

Emma Watson caricature

Christian Bale caricature

Brie Larson

"I just can't do it without someone else yelling directions."

On-screen, she was the idol of millions. Off-screen, she was just a bitch.

"The story is stupid, the characters are unreliable and the senseless special effects will eat up millions. Well, I guess we've got a real blockbuster!"

"It's a proposal about an idea for a concept."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Film Noir / Film Bleu

"There is a new category this year: overacting. The nominees are..."

"His name is Tin Tin Rin."

"Let's see... marry, divorce, remarry; divorce, then remarry husband #1... your classic interquel/sequel/prequel Hollywood romance."

"Who's the actress that's married to the guy who was in that movie about cops with the actor who starred with the woman in that TV show about doctors?"

"Pander to a lower common denominator."

"Scorsese Xing"

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"Wow, right out of Central Casting!"

Maps to talk-show guests' homes.

Scrip Doctor

Just shut the hell up and say action!

"Let's make a movie. Who's hot?"

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

Hollywood's leading ham lands a meaty part.

Now Entering Beverly ...hills that is, ,,,swimming pools, ...movie stars.

'I'm not a democrat or a republican. I vote strictly for ex-movie stars.'