Hollywood Buff Mugs

"Mixed marriages never work out. An 'A-lister' should never marry a 'B-lister'."

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

Robin Williams

'Not the usual custody case, your honor. This child was adopted by two different Hollywood actresses.'

'California is so show-biz! - First we elect an evil robot from the future, and then we replace him with a crazy zombie from the past.'

'And this is William Handler, one of the biggest stars of the '50s. . . not too smart though.'

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

"You won't find it on that thing, but trust Grampa. I was an extra on 'Dragnet.'"

Charlotte Rampling

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

Showbiz Awards

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Cat Nip.

Backfire

'One eye of newt or two?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Trump! The Musical

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Bloody hell!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'He does lack social skills.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Mikado

A little bird told me...

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

The Golfing Accident

Deflator mouse

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference