Celebrity Buff Mugs

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Backfire

"Bloody hell!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

US v.s. Tech Giants

Meanwhile in Hollywood

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Is there a vegan option?"

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Cat Hecklers

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Can't Touch This

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Beware of the frog"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

The Cat Spa

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

Do you think I'm sixty?

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

Sheep In Curlers

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'