Personal Image Buff Mugs

"You're quite vain really, aren't you?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

The Cat Spa

Do you think I'm sixty?

Sheep In Curlers

Some scents are nonsense.

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Two men in barber shop

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Boarway Show

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Me when by BDD shows up

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

We're polishing our brand.

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"