Beauty Buff Mugs

"She's had work."

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

'Hop up on the table and I'll have those wrinkles gone before you know it.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

Where wrinkle cream comes from. . .

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

A crinkly crisp goes to a plastic surgeon to straighten out the wrinkles.

Mirror Mirror on the Wall...what happened to you?

"I only keep selfies where I'm unrecognizably attractive."

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

Orange worrying about cellulite.

'Collagen?' 'No...Natural.'

Bozo and his wife Botox.

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

In an emergency, it inflates instantly.

'It's still to early to tell but I think dissolving cellulite is not high on the list of stem cell applications.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

Beauty Time

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

Welcome to Silicon Valley

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"It may be expensive for fragrance, but it's cheap for aromatherapy."

Cosmetic Surgery

Back Sack and Crack. A monkey asks for some beauty treatment.

Street Vendor selling Collagen.

"Wow, her anti-aging cream really worked."

"Of course she looks good. I hear she's had styrofoam injections."

'We have every artificial tanning method under the sun.'

'I'm not happy with the implants.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"Those are feather extensions, for sure!"

'Of course, that's just one mirror's opinion.'

"I'd like a face-lift please!"