Beauty Transformation Buff Mugs

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

Do you think I'm sixty?

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

The Cat Spa

Keep Fit.

Sheep In Curlers

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Two men in barber shop

Complete Makeover

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Baldness Facts

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"My diet book is outselling yours."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

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