Transformation Buff Mugs

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

"Last week, actually - thanks for noticing."

Date Becomes Wolf

'It just seems like everyone that I get close to goes into their own cocoon..Doctor?..'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

Worm humour

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"orfay igPay atinLay, esspray ootway."

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

"Lovely weather for it."

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"