Transformation Buff Gifts

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

Quit complaining. I told you to go before you got in there.

Hello stranger. I seek your counsel. I preach wisdom. I want to reinvent myself. I'm trying to stay relevant. No problem. You need to be a killah who stared down @#$% punks. Great. Is there a class for that? Got me a live one.

OMG, we're all going to be butterflies – stop calling her an influencer.

"Last week, actually - thanks for noticing."

Date Becomes Wolf

'It just seems like everyone that I get close to goes into their own cocoon..Doctor?..'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Super pets.

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

Worm humour

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'