Evolution Buff Gifts

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"No wonder you can't go on. It's those goddam shoes you're wearing!"

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

The New Man

'Fine. If you won't tell me which pair looks best with my new appendages, I guess I'll just have to buy all THREE!'

Natural Selection vending machine.

'According to the data it's sending back, we're all descended from little green apes.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

For men, it's a tiny leap from this club...to this club!

'Rumours that evolution has come to a standstill are greatly exaggerated.'

'Two feet. A new pole vault world record!'

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

First Predator 'There's something wired about your son - he won't eat his vegetables.'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the income of an amphibian?'

'That's some disturbing shit!'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

Fish emerging on land to find a border wall

"How far back does your religion allow people to go to heaven? Neanderthals? Homo Habilis? Pliopithecus? Or only Homo Sapiens?"

Worm humour

Evolutionary Toilets.

'It's the evolution, stupid!'

'Hey, ya big dumb Homo sapien!'

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

Human and Technology Evolution

"Millions of years of evolution and you're it?!"

'I'm not sure I like this 'bipedalism' stuff - I just got SLAPPED!'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."