Extinction Buffs Gifts

Geekasaurus.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

How am I abducting?

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Apocalypse Research Center

Early accounting scandals.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Hysterically laughing monster.

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"What asteroid?"

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

"Earth, you'll need our standard Roswell cover"

Lost aliens checking their map.

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

"These images clearly show we were here long before mankind."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.