Apocalypse Buff Gifts

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

"Stop being selfish. There's no 'I' in the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse."

'Heretic!'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

Apocalypse Research Center

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Werewolves of London..."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Scarpia's Palace

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Halloween Selfie

"....and hold the garlic."

Monster Baseball

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

The Final Selfie

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

The Pride of Frankenstein

Squeal like a pig!

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."