'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'
Prophecy Buff Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for a prophecy buff? Explore our collection of humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate their fascination with the future. Whether they’re into astrology, tarot, or mystical predictions, these gifts will delight and amuse. Perfect for adding a touch of magic to their space or daily routine, each item is designed to spark imagination and conversation. Find something special that resonates with their love of all things prophetic and mysterious.
End of the World Magazine: Special 25th Anniversary Issue!
'Obama will deliver a vapid, rambling speech full of cliches and platitudes, and a thrill will go up Christ Matthews' leg.'
"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."
Cavemen Romantic Gesture
"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."
'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'
Apocalypse Research Center
"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."
Milkin' Impossible
What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?
"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."
"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."
A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit
"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"
"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."
The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.
What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"
'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'
Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...
'There he goes over the bag limit again!'
"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"
'Is the fire included?'
"Grod has his hunting ... I have my dusting."
'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'
Hello, everybody! We're back!
"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"
"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"
"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."
Hymns - Optional Extras
The evolution of men
Meet Thy Doom
"I'm a rock? Wow. Um... thanks. But all the cool kids have sticks now!"
Caveman about stone wheel: 'I call it 'zero'.'
"Pictographs or it didn't happen."
Prophecy Buff Gifts Collection
Prophecy Buff Mugs
Discover a range of prophecy-themed mugs that bring humor and magic to your morning coffee routine.
Prophecy Buff Pillows
Browse our prophecy-themed pillows to add a cozy, whimsical touch to any room, perfect for dedicated enthusiasts.
Prophecy Buff Prints
Explore striking prophecy-inspired prints that make insightful and humorous decorations for any mystical lover's space.
Prophecy Buff T-Shirts
Find a variety of prophecy-inspired t-shirts that let enthusiasts wear their fascination with the mystical arts with pride.