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Hymns - Optional Extras

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

That's What Happens

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The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Look man, no wings!'

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"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Bible Bloopers

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

I want to hold your hand

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'Even More Disciples'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'