Worship Buff Mugs

Hymns - Optional Extras

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

TSA Noah

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Look man, no wings!'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Bible Bloopers

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'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'Even More Disciples'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

I want to hold your hand

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."