Prophecy Buff T-Shirts

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

End of the World Magazine: Special 25th Anniversary Issue!

'Obama will deliver a vapid, rambling speech full of cliches and platitudes, and a thrill will go up Christ Matthews' leg.'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Apocalypse Research Center

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Milkin' Impossible

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Is the fire included?'

"Grod has his hunting ... I have my dusting."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

Meet Thy Doom

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

The evolution of men

Hymns - Optional Extras

Caveman about stone wheel: 'I call it 'zero'.'

"Pictographs or it didn't happen."

"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh."

"No, I'm pretty sure it'd red for a cold and white for a fever."

"Fire is going to be the new content."

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'