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" 'Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin'? What kind of cookie is this?"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Ten Commandments

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

The Final Selfie

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Is the fire included?'

Planner at work.

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!'

"Grod has his hunting ... I have my dusting."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'Mum, Dad! This is my new girlfriend, Pam.'

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

The evolution of men

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

Caveman about stone wheel: 'I call it 'zero'.'

"Pictographs or it didn't happen."

"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh."

"No, I'm pretty sure it'd red for a cold and white for a fever."

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'