Ancient Prophecy Buff Prints

" 'Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin'? What kind of cookie is this?"

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Ten Commandments

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

The Final Selfie

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Is the fire included?'

Planner at work.

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!'

"Grod has his hunting ... I have my dusting."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

Hello, everybody! We're back!

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

'Mum, Dad! This is my new girlfriend, Pam.'

The evolution of men

"I'm a rock? Wow. Um... thanks. But all the cool kids have sticks now!"

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

Caveman about stone wheel: 'I call it 'zero'.'

"Pictographs or it didn't happen."

"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh."