Mythical Beast Buff Prints

Loch Ness Monster: Silly Ness, Busi Ness, Sexy Ness.

Pegasus Palpation.

Selfie Face-Off

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Knight Golfing

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Missing You.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

The Final Selfie

Medieval Office Supplies

Knights of the Square Table.

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Hysterically laughing monster.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'How's that, Umpire?'

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

Knight Vision

Scheduel.

Floating Dragon

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"We both agreed that for a while she'd slay the dragons and I'd look after the castle."