Mythical Beast Buff Prints

Loch Ness Monster: Silly Ness, Busi Ness, Sexy Ness.

Pegasus Palpation.

Selfie Face-Off

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Knight Golfing

Missing You.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

The Final Selfie

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Knights of the Square Table.

Medieval Office Supplies

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

'How's that, Umpire?'

Hysterically laughing monster.

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"One of you go see who's at the door."

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

Knight Vision

Floating Dragon

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

Scheduel.

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."