Mythical Hero Buff Prints

Achilles needs first aid.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Knight Golfing

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Missing You.

Snowyphus

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

The Final Selfie

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Knights of the Square Table.

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

Flying in Formation.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Hysterically laughing monster.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"Your sister got another promotion."

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'