Mythical Hero Buff Gifts

Achilles needs first aid.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Knight Golfing

The Family Joules: Part 22

Missing You.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Snowyphus

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

The Final Selfie

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Knights of the Square Table.

Flying in Formation.

Hysterically laughing monster.

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Atomic Bear: Part 26

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"One of you go see who's at the door."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Your sister got another promotion."